Blackened Sun

Oh MY GOD. So, I’m talking to my former coworker Justin, who’s in his 30’s, and married. And he gets a bunch of random IMs from a young kid. He was ignoring the kid for a while, as he didn’t know who it was, but then decided the other day to actually give it a shot and find out if it was someone he knew trying to prank him. Here’s the conversation:

For the sake of privacy (as this was originally a note on my friend’s private Facebook account), and by his request. All nicknames and screen names have been removed.

Plenty of moments where I can’t figure out who’s playing a prank with who, but god I was laughing so hard by the end of this.

Enjoy

(*kidsscreenname*): yoo

Justin: who is (*Screenname*)?

(*kidsscreenname*): justin u dont kno me

Justin: i know you are, but what am i?

(*kidsscreenname*): wat

Justin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOGWbzUM-y8

(*kidsscreenname*): wtf

Justin: yea

(*kidsscreenname*): U DID ALL UR HOMEWORK

Justin: so, who is this? donna?
because your friend tiffany was talking a lot of smack 2nite

(*kidsscreenname*): WHO IS DONNA
DIZ IZ (*GhettoNickname*)

Justin: you aren’t donna?

(*kidsscreenname*): NO

Justin: don’t lie
donna – you gotta get tiffany off my back

(*kidsscreenname*): NIGGA DIZ IZ (*GhettoNickname*)

Justin: you live in NY?

(*kidsscreenname*): omg

Justin: tiffany is a jersey girl

(*kidsscreenname*): nigga diz iz (*GhettoNickname*) u high

Justin: i don’t know – i bought this stuff from the janitor at school
wild stuff
it’s like, gives me energy, but makes me to read a book too

(*kidsscreenname*): wat was it called

Justin: 5 hour energy
i’ve seen a commercial for it
during judge judy

(*kidsscreenname*): u dont kno who diz iz

Justin: it’s donna

(*kidsscreenname*): who tha fukk iz dona

Justin: i really want a dog
i don’t want some ugly dog either

(*kidsscreenname*): u kno wat ima c u 2marrow

Justin: but wait, (*GhettoNickname*)

(*kidsscreenname*): yea

Justin: seriously, who is (*GhettoNickname*)?

(*kidsscreenname*): iz diz justin

Justin: yea

(*kidsscreenname*): (*kid’s real name*)

Justin: i was about to say

Justin: i was about to say
you aren’t donna
and i’m probably not the justin you were looking for
i’m guessing
i mean, yo, i thought donna was trying to get me
she’s crazy

(*kidsscreenname*): u go 2 skoll 23
skool

Justin: nope, i’m not in the city
I’m in the south

(*kidsscreenname*): ii

Justin: you like ny?

(*kidsscreenname*): WTF
u a stalker

Justin: naaa

(*kidsscreenname*): so how u kno where i b
telll me

Justin: only nyc calls their schools like that
by numbers
i know that from law and order
so i but 2 and 2 together

(*kidsscreenname*): ii
wat

Justin: you take care
be a leader
study hard

(*kidsscreenname*): y
y u tellin me diz n u dont kno me

Justin: yea
i’m just some dude you thought was justin … but i am justin … but not the justin who you probably go to school with
i’m from DC
i’m in DC
near obama

(*kidsscreenname*): do u kno any justinz

Justin: nope

(*kidsscreenname*): ok

Justin: he must be cool though

(*kidsscreenname*): diz iz justin aint it

Justin: what do you think my last name is?

(*kidsscreenname*): idk his last name

Justin: you think i live in nyc, right?

(*kidsscreenname*): yea
u gave me diz aim
i dont b in dc

Justin: my be the wrong AIM
must be

(*kidsscreenname*): ok

Justin: maybe his hand writing is like chicken-scratch

(*kidsscreenname*): ok
how many aimz u got

Justin: i think one

(*kidsscreenname*): how u think

(*kidsscreenname*): tellme or u gettin blokked who iz diz

Justin: no one can block me, i’m the fastest wide receiver
it’s justin

(*kidsscreenname*): shutup
wat justin

Justin: justin from DC

(*kidsscreenname*): blokk
bye

Justin: latr

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